We know there are two types of people who come to our blog: our loyal, regular patrons, and those patrons who find it a little difficult to show up consistently, perhaps due to the time-strapped lives we all tend to lead in this busy modern world, or perhaps due to a shifty turn of character. To show our loyal customers our deep appreciation, while quietly registering our disappointment in our less regular customers, we have established a rewards club. To any of our cherished repeat customers, we offer a reward of $100 a head for any less committed customer. That’s the reward part of the equation; the club part comes into the picture in that the inconsistent customer must be clubbed to death in order to be considered a valid kill. We understand this arrangement might raise eyebrows for some of our more squeamish customers out there, but some have found it helpful to imagine the punished customer as an adorable baby harp seal while visualizing oneself as a bloodthirsty seal hunter.