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Here are the different memberships available. Stay tuned for details on membership perks…

-$10- to -$0.01 — Parasite Member SOLD OUT

$0 to $9.99 — Almost a Member

$10 to $19.99 — Optimum Member DISCONTINUED

$20 to $29.99 — Dung Member

$30 to $39.99 — Mud Member

$40 to $49.99 — Lignite Member

$50 to $99.99 — Pig Iron Member

$100 to $199.99 — Bronze Member

$200 to $499.99 — Silver Member

$500 to $999.99 — Gold Member

$1000 to $9999.99 — Adamantium Member

$10,000 to $99,999.99 — Unobtainium Member

$100,000 to $999,999.99 — Kryptonium Member

$1,000,000 to $9,999,999.99 — Insanium Member

$10,000,000 to $99,999,999.99 — Cubic Zirconia Member

$100,000,000 to $999,999,999.99 — Dung Member, of the First Degree

$1,000,000,000 and over — You Now Have Unrestricted Access to My Member Member

* Not a joke.**

** Also not a joke.