Thank you for enjoying our organization’s custom-designed 404 page logo, placed here for your contemplative pleasure. The visual forms above resist attempts to perceive them either as pure abstractions or as organic forms, serving as they do as ambiguous and fundamentally anthropogenic signifiers, alluding simultaneously to textual forms and conventional graphic symbologies. The viewer is thus forced to confront the dualistic and contradictory imperatives of socialized interpretation imposed upon her by the experiential and analytical intermediaries of rational modernity and hence is impelled to construct an orthogonal alternative conceptual paradigm in order to decode and navigate the metaphor of her environment and to construct a new narrative of self.

Close all other open windows and lock the doors. Carefully read instructions below and say five Hail Marys.


We wish you a warm Texas welcome to our 404 page! It appears you’ve clicked the wrong button and ended up at this page. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience, and we hope you enjoy clicking on other buttons in this site.

All the best to you and yours from all our staff, crew, employees, the Board of Directors, volunteer teams, external contractors, interns, shareholders, distribution chain, clientele, community partners, symbiotic bacterial colonies, and janitorial team. We look forward to seeing you again soon! Please return as soon as possible, and as often as possible. We’ve been tickled pink by your visit. We’ve been titillated purple, aroused rouge, and galvanized golden by your sojourn. Tarry a while if you like, we’re charmed to have you here. When you wish to depart, let us not detain you, but make no mistake, we’re eagerly awaiting your return! But no pressure. Our most profound wish is that you be comfortable and that you are free to indulge your every whim and caprice. We respectfully suggest that you consider us but a conduit to your satisfaction. And with this in mind, it would be remiss for us not to reiterate the fact that you are most welcome to return to this 404 page at any time. So, we remain, as ever, yours truly, and only yours, until the end of time. Well then, it’s been nice seeing you. Okay then honey, hope to see you soon! We love you!

Thanks! And hope to see you again soon! Take care, now! It’s been a slice, as it were! Keep on trucking, as the kids say, and may God bless and keep you safe from all harm and evil! Bye now! It’s been a real pleasure having you, and we’re really looking forward to next time. Stop by anytime, don’t be a stranger, you hear? Sorry for the inconvenience, and feel free to contact us with any questions you may have, okay sweetie? Thank you for your interest, and come on back now. Okay, we hate to cut things short, but it’s time to be moseyin’ along, so please contact the Webmaster with any further questions. Oh, and sorry again about the 404! Let us make it up to you sometime. Anytime you like, you come on back and we’ll fix you up a mess of stew, homestyle. Okay then! Until next time! Bye bye!

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