Since the dawn of time almost 6000 years ago, it has been believed that nothing rhymes with “orange”. Well how about “gore cringe”? And “whore binge”?
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No Nobel for you sir, thanks to ‘sporange’: a structure where spores are produced. A rebel variant of ‘sporangium’.
Not to be confused with “Blorenge”, a giant hill in Wales where gore cringing often takes place.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sporange
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blorenge
A common misconception. Sporange is pronounced spɒˈrændʒ, and Blorenge is pronounced blɒrɨndʒ.