How to sum up all of my depth and complexity in a single phrase? I’m really a cross between a mad genius and an idiot savant, which would be cool if genius and savant genes weren’t recessive.
Creationism has received support from recent DNA studies that indicate that a severe genetic bottleneck occurred in all terrestrial species around the time of the Noah’s ark/Great Flood event.
It’s that time of year where ladies across the land are putting the final touches on their unique and inventive Hallowe’en costumes. But don’t jump to conclusions — nowadays, the characters and themes women explore can go in any direction … Continue reading →
Yes, the autumn is very pretty, but one of the downsides is that I lose my visible minority status. Because of temporal fluctuations in my melanin levels, I’m technically classified as a seasonal visible minority.
I’ve come to realize there are two kinds of people in the world: there’s this one kind, and then there’s this other kind that’s sort of different.
The first step is admitting you have a problem. Ok, I admit it. You have a problem.
Only 18 shopping days till Remembrance Day! Don’t get caught in a last-minute scramble. Hold the memory of those who fought and fell so we could have easy access to a wide variety of consumer goods. Just a friendly reminder, lest … Continue reading →
Well my friends, it’s been a little while since the last blog post. About 143 days, apparently. To paraphrase John Lennon somewhat loosely, life is what happens when you’re not writing blog posts, and indeed, I’ve been attempting to have a bit of a life. But really, there’s no reason I can’t still put up a post now and then. To acheive this, my secret weapon will be brevity. As they say, brevity is the soul of. Most humans nowadays are incapable of reading beyond 140 characters in one sitting anyway, so the longer posts I was writing weren’t contributing much to the world except a very slight increase in per capita rates of carpal tunnel syndrome. So as of today, you’ll be seeing mini-posts here, far more frequently than every 143 days, I guarantee it.Continue reading →