The world is crumbling, lol — 2 Comments

  1. LOL[1],[2]

    [1] I, the author of this comment, do solemnly and sincerely promise and swear that, to the best of my level of comprehension of the term “literal,” literally laughed out loud while reading this post, and also do solemnly and sincerely promise and swear that the acronym “LOL” truthfully and accurately represents this event, so help me God.

    [2] Also considered the option, “Laughed out loud, acronym is actually appropriate, but didn’t have the time, inclination, or get-up-and go to bother writing a comment in response, and that the inherently internally contradictory nature of writing such a response could recursively cause the entire internet to dangerously break through the ‘third wall’ causing considerable damage to the collective willing suspension of disbelief held by its entire viewing public,” or, “Lolaiaabdhttioguagtbwacirattiicnowsarcrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  2. Dear Mr. or Ms. Briggs:

    Thank you for your input. Our structural engineers are currently addressing the problem you noted with our third wall. The plan is to remove the wall completely and replace it with a floor-to-ceiling two-way mirror, thus allowing for continuous observation of those inside, with virtually no risk of disturbance to those under observation. During the renovations, shear trusses and other seismic upgrades will be installed.

    As a token of our thanks, please accept from us approx. 117 ft. of 30M rebar left over from the first phase of our renovations.

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